Monty by Jim Meddick for April 20, 2023

I think her timing’s off with the rope. She’s at the peak of her jump when the rope is overhead.

Well, when you have garden hoses for arms….

" there’s a girl in New York City – she calls herself the human trampoline " .

Samson had his hair for strength, Moses had his staff, Sedgwick, a red bow tie?

I wouldn’t have thought that the “Little Lord Fauntleroy” look that Master Sedgwick is rocking oozes “strong and silent type”. I could be wrong, I have no fashion sense.

Poor Sedgewick. The old advice, “just be yourself”, is not a winner for him. But he doesn’t know how to be anyone else.

Time to pull out your wad of cash and start counting it in front of her…

I foresee her macing him at one point

What is the word in the quotes? “NEGGING” “NEGSING” “NESSING” And what does it mean?

Look, it’s plain enough that you are not now and never will be “the strong, silent type,” Sedgwick. You best ploy is playing “the incredibly rich guy” card. It seems to work, sometimes at least….