F Minus by Tony Carrillo for April 22, 2023

Don’t worry, you have plenty of plasma and vital organs to hock.

Fair enough. Good luck with that.

Hey, it worked for me…so far.

That’s the attitude of a lot of people now. Why work?

Still grappling with the difference between “retired” and “unemployed”.

I’ve said similar for years. “You can retire any time you want. You just can’t collect any money.”

I’m nearly broke from re-tireing my car.

I worked with a guy who had deliberately lived on welfare. His reason for going back to working; “It was too hard getting welfare.”

Oh, he professed to being a communist, which I thought weird since we worked in a defense industry. How he got clearance is a mystery. I guess they thought he was too lazy to spy for the Soviets.

exactly…! good luck! Live in a van…down by the river and you’ll be fine…or move to Los Angeles and they’ll let you stay wherever you want!

And you want to live in a tent along a highway….