Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 10, 2023

The politics of parenting

Don’t be so Poppin’’ Fresh, kid, or you’ll be the Pillsbury No-Doughboy.

so you bake her a cake?

or bring one home from the bakery?

or is this some kind of codeword for something else?

(the cake is a lie)

Kid: [thinks] “What’s the downside to using his coffee filters for cleaning the toilet first?”

“I’m going to form a syndicate with my brother and sister. Then you’ll be sorry.”

Conspiracy in restraint of trade.