The Academia Waltz by Berkeley Breathed for April 16, 2023

Would you like potato-less french fries with that?

Yo stoner, in 2023 you can order your Whopper by simply saying “sans the buns and extra lettuce”. My wife does that all the time. Eliminated the carbs so the burger is essentially an equal amount of fat and protein……

I recall a drunken roommate trying to get “hemp” and “special” mushrooms on his pizza at a Domino’s in Tallahassee late night 1984 after the bars closed one Saturday night, he did not succeed but scored a dime bag from an entrepreneur standing by the door as we took our take away back to the dorm… Life has changed a lot since then across the board….

“No cup? No problem. Hold out your hands.”

I would put it in the bag also; thus the reason I never worked fast food.