Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for July 27, 2001
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Man: For the rugged individualist in all of us...the sport utility vehicle!! Of course, it has a cushioned suspension so you won't feel any bumps...a soundproof cabin so you won't hear any annoying bird noises...climate control zones and heated seats so you won't get chilly...giant wipers so you won't have to look at any bugs...and electronic buttons so you won't strain any fingers adjusting the mirrors...AT LAST, YOU CAN BE ONE WITH NATURE!...Unless you get a flat tire, in which case a fleet of roadside assistance vans will rush to your side so you won't get any dirt on your hiking boots.