Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 21, 2023

The uninitiated de"river"y boy.

Something like that

Better get that in writing!!!

Good idea to get that cleared up straight away. Pinky swear? Blood oath? Oops!

The question is: who in hell ordered this pizza?

Charon usually requires a certain coin as payment to ferry someone across the river. Maybe he’ll settle for the pizza.

Sorry Kid one way Trip only and you best have two pennies to pay the Ferrymen !

hurry up!

before it gets cold

if it’s not there in 30 minutes or less…

there’ll be hell to pay ȣ↝

Did he not see the “Abandon all hope ye who enter here” sign?

Al’s Pizza, where we guarantee delivery before the end of eternity.

“Blessed are the pizzamakers, for they will be called children of God.” Matthew 5:9

Did he remember the diet coke?

I hate it when the cheese Styx to the box lid.

It’ll stay hot!

Sorry pal this is a one way trip with no tip.

Don’t trust a guy with a hoodie and boney hands!

Did they get Bread Styx, too?

Changes are you’re gonna get stiffed for cost of the pizza.

Save some pizza… when you get across the Styx and reach the gates, you’re gonna need three slices for the dog!

Did anyone SEE Tundra on 4 17 23?

THis is how the pizza got here.

lol