Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 16, 2023

Uh oh, I think he’s about to use body wash on his face. Fetch the eye bleach, stat!

Maybe if you humiliate him, he’ll experience a loss of face.

I don’t think Bob has always been two faced.

Actually, a man lived with a parasitic brother protruding from his abdomen in 18th century France. Made a good living showing him off to the curious. Google it!!!

got’cha covered…

https://youtu.be/cjRtaYKTSVE

Not on your butt either.

Well at least he not use handwash on face.

Oh No! Another mouth to feed.

I am a low-maintenance person. A bar of soap lasts me about 10 -12 days. A bottle of shampoo about 6 months and a 12 pack of disposable razors is a year’s supply (I have a beard and I shave twice a week.)

I do have a “loofa” which is actually a nylon pad designed to scrub pots with non-stick surfaces. The thing NEVER mildews and lasts about 6 months.

I also spend as much as 10 seconds “doing my hair” in the morning and zero seconds with makeup.

There are some benefits being a guy.

Well, it’s Bob’s fault.. he’s just going to have to face it.

He nose he can’t hide it, so he may as well get it off his chest.

At least he might get a real belly laugh out of it.

I sometimes shower with shampoo all over my body (no soap).

good thing he didn’t wash his twig & berries

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Run for your lives, it’s Abdoman!!

But there actually is a 3-in-1 liquid soap for men – facial cleanser, body wash, & shampoo.

Hm, what if he uses the body wash on his face?

I think there is such a thing as honeysoap.

Disgusting…

I want to watch him blow his nose.