Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 16, 2023

After all, he’s got a stake in this too.

Gary, buy out his share of the house!!! Then bid him a fond adieu!!!!

Geez, Gary, fire L’s green azz already!

Don’t know about using a stake , but if Gary is done being a vampire maybe Leopold can at least stick a fork in him :p

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Kill Gary and you are out of a job, Leo! Think about it!

Also, they know where he lives and they have torches, pitchforks, knives. But in this strip, no guns. I do have some silver (alloy) bullets, but the amount of silver in them would just make him wince.

Leo’s about to make a big mi’stake’!

And a request for a hammer.

And I’d stake your life on it…

Never say never, Gary, even if you are lazy, slovenly, fat, spineless, clueless, and in thrall to your “henchman,” who wants to stake you….

Other than that, have a nice day!

STAKES do not kill vampires. You hold them to the ground while you stuff their mouths with garlic bulbs and cut off their heads. Then rebury them.