Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for April 25, 2023

Don’t worry it will stop ringing real quick.

He can’t hear the volcano…?…you know what, never mind. :P :P :P

He’s about to make an ash of himself.

Well, what-do-you-know, that siding really is fireproof!

Shows once again that people who live in tiny homes get mad really quick!

“Never mind, I’ll get it myself,” he said magmanimously.

Finally Abner will believe her regarding their neighbors and witchcraft.

It’s the “hottie” down the street.

Your doom is at the door.

Goodbye Gladys.

Kīlauea don’t knock.

Who doesn’t lava good volcano gag?

That’s a very tiny house

Stupid Haoles will build anywhere with a good view

Talk about an " ‘A‘ā !" moment!

I’m trying to figure out if the lava is being considerate — ringing the bell before engulfing the house — or just being really sneaky.