Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for April 18, 2023

Sounds fair. I would rather have a toaster than my money back anyway.

No, we’re toast.

Worth more than the interest you earn these days.

That doesn’t make sense. Their financial prospects were already toast! (Typical government!)

If you’ve got no bread (money) , you got no toast.

Just another step towards pushing global digital currency

Free toaster, free checking, next my bank will offer free worthless dollars!

So, I put bread in my free toaster and toast comes out. But where did the bread go? :P

I remember when free toasters were the big thing at banks. Also transistor radios.

Now they can cook the books, but only really small ones.

Returning money to depositors isn’t a “bailout.”