Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 19, 2023

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    Dirty Dragon  over 1 year ago

    Making a “are you drunk after that ROOT beer?” wisecrack at Gil is like trying to insult the presidents on Mt. Rushmore.

    Displaying as much of a sense of humor as the four marbleheads, coach.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Gil should consider putting a Sharpie X on the back of each hand a la Dan Reynolds.

    Wild Tchoupitoulas:

    “If you don’t like what the big boss say… jockamo fee na nay!”
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    Jacob Mattingly   over 1 year ago

    Did Gil find out the Vaping scheme?! Does he also play magic instead of vaping? DRAMA!

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    Rob McLean  over 1 year ago

    “Try out for baseball?” Didn’t ToBe already attend the first joint baseball/softball practice? Is the author forgetting things that happened just a few days ago?

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    jslabotnik  over 1 year ago

    Cue up Adam Ant, You don’t drink, don’t vape, what do you do?

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    dadjo  over 1 year ago

    “I don’t drink . . .” When did former state champ Gilpa get on the wagon? Less than a year ago he was pounding Old Fashions and getting introduced to Big Hand Luke. Maybe the Moonman got to him and convinced him of the error of his ways. Naaah, more likely Henry just can’t remember where he’s going or where he’s been.

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    bearwku82  over 1 year ago

    The Gilfather may be perceived as unassuming, even clueless. But GilPa remains well connected and crossing him adds to the body count at the Milford CC road hole bunker and Carbone Cave.

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    James St. John Smythe  over 1 year ago

    I thought there was a Hoo Dad hard root beer with 15% alcohol content. I guess you just mix it yourself.

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    Irish53  over 1 year ago

    Maybe Gil got into some painkillers that he swiped from Rod’s bedside

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    Gil-doh!  over 1 year ago

    At least Mr. Reality can take his daily walk without fear today. It’s only him and ToBe riding his bike. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Charks  over 1 year ago

    Too much Toby — need some new character(s).

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    Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham  over 1 year ago

    Gil tipped off to the scheme by the cases of empty HooDads that Rod had been Grubhubbing in with his vape cash!

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    metals24  over 1 year ago

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……………

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    Mopman  over 1 year ago

    Wait, why did ToBe say that in P2? It must be true, that was Hard HooDad™ that they were pounding! Gil gets away with a lot, but that seems over the top. And speaking of the top, you can’t top today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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