Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 24, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Knock knock.

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    oldpine52  over 1 year ago

    …I hear you knockin’ but you can’t come in…

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago

    So … a bill collector? A process server? Your teenage daughter and her new “fiance” who want to move in?

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And apparently the Four Horsemen were coming down the street next.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    If you can it’s a good idea to find out who’s at the door before you answer it.

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    John Vavrek Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Who can this be, knocking at my door?

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    walstib Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Put up a No Soliciting sign. It stops all the others and you know opportunity ain’t comin’ by ever anyway.

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Bill collectors.

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    well-i-never  over 1 year ago

    Channeling Pearls Before Swine.

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    amaneaux  over 1 year ago

    “Gloom, despair, and agony on me.

    Deep dark depression and abject misery . . . "

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    Gonzojr  over 1 year ago

    IRS

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    MIHorn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Candygram!” “Land Shark!”

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    bike2sac  over 1 year ago

    You went away and left me long time agoNow you’re knocking on my doorI hear you knocking, but you can’t come inI hear you knocking, go back where you beenI begged you not to go but you said goodbyeAnd now you’re telling me all your liesI hear you knocking, but you can’t come inI hear you knocking, go back where you been, oh yeahYou better get back to your used-to-be‘Cause you’re kinda love ain’t good for meI hear you knocking, but you can’t come inI hear you knocking, go back where you beenI told you way back in Fifty-twoThat I would never go with youI hear you knocking but you can’t come inI hear you knocking, go back where you been

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