Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 29, 2023

Crash and burn dude.

Great dump line.

… or I’ll leave first … as long as you “wait” here for at least five minutes.

What a terrible pickup line.

I’ll have to remember that line.

ba dum tss

I never imagined that a bar would be a good place to meet a person that I could be interested in. Oh, and I’m not a drinker, so there’s that ;-)

If I’m late, go ahead and start without me.