WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for April 29, 2023

Tough toenails buddy. Get out of the way.

Said every weapons manufacturer.

I visited Romania last year. Dracula is big business there. His castle is packed with tourists.

I’d like to visit Vlad Drakul’s castle.

Drac has made so many purchases over the years, it’s too many to Count.

Sounds like he should be in the crucifix, garlic and stake business.

If he were in the stake business, he would be a butcher.

They’re gonna kill him with pencils????? :)

He needs to diversify his business.

SVENGOOLIE’s swift interjection into a critical Vampire moment…

Republican party on any issue

So… too big to impale?