Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for April 25, 2023

Were they all hands, or was one just a finger?

That’s it?

No hands, just paws and hoofs

How statistics can be misrepresented.

Actually, that would have the most accurate survey results, although technically unethical. You’re not supposed to use survey data from individuals that don’t want to take the survey.

wondering if Horace read the directions for that survey past step 1…?

I think the world has gone survey mad.

Horace was in a hurry for another cup of coffee so he cut his survey short.

That’s the way I feel most “surveys” work. In the old days, we had to fill out paper surveys. I have it on good authority that management made a big pile of them, weighed it, and then shredded them. :)

Horace likes to do surveys for the Gallop Poll.

So how does Horace hold a pen or pencil?