Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 29, 2023

“Truck You!”

Smart-mouth.

And funny.

Tank you and don’t forget a fire extinguisher!!!

What, there is something that Dutch’s “sources” doesn’t know? Or, is it so classified that Dutch can’t even allude to it?

Tank is the kind of guy you want around when someone tosses a grenade at you. He can dive on it and come up with little more than heartburn.

Looks like Tank has found his “Cobra”.

Pun, pun everywhere a pun.

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Tank mugged the Reverse Flash for his pants.

Tank must have taken a shower since we saw him last.

ka-polite

You could tank her for the mammaries.

KA-INTENSE ENERGY!

Tank you very much.

Eh he ain’t no think Tank is he to figures this one out all by himself.

Will Tank develop Turret’s Syndrome?

So, who is going to tell Hazy that she may never see her big brother ever again? Or, will that be classified as well?