Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 11, 2002
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Phone: Ring Ring Ring Ring Voice on phone: Hello. We'd like to place an order. Saleswoman: The bride and groom have registered for the $965, 10-piece anodized aluminum/stainless steel cookware set. Cathy: The bride and groom buy dinner at the drive through window. Saleswoman: They registered for the $140 commerical-sized griddle...$120 professional citrus juicer...$150 Belgian waffle maker...$130 European egg poacher... Cathy: They eat breakfast out of a bag on the freeway. Saleswoman: The $650, high-carbon surgical steel, 9-piece knife set... Cathy: Their lunches come pre-chopped in a plastic bowl. Saleswoman: $450 mixer...$320 food processor..souffle molds...flan pans... Cathy: All snacks and desserts come from the mini-mart. Saleswoman: How about some lovely cannisters in which to stuff their carry-out menus? Cathy: Do they come in hammered copper? Chrome won't match their restaurant-grade appliances.