Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 21, 2023

To get tick tock we wound up a clock.

We had to go out and actually find pretty girls dancing, but fewer people were concerned about them being an existential threat.

We’d go to the woods. Get a tick. Then talk about it incessantly.

Send him to his room with an unabridged, un-modernized copy of Beowulf.

That’s a lot like someone referring to the music of the 90’s as “OLD” when I think of it as that “new fangled” stuff.

It was hard. We had to first cut down trees, and then cut them up and hollow them out so that we could log on with them.

The same way I do now, NOT AT ALL.

And we didn’t walk into or fall over things while staring at a 4 inch screen.

he has a point…so last century

Didn’t know in those Dark Ages don’t care to now …..

It was easy… you traveled to China.

Honey, I shrunk our kid.

Before Tik-Tok we basically just drew in the dirt and threw rocks at trees. Both are huge wastes of time.

GAAAHHH!

We looked at the tick tock hanging on the kitchen wall.

Spankings are in order methinks