Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for April 15, 2023

she surely strung a string (or rather stepped on a string)

More like she stung a sting.

Strum und drang?

You could always do a golf joke.

Girl knows how to use a prod!

Youth…..they have no idea that someday they will be your age now….young Amanda will definitely be singing a different tune I’ll bet :-)

We all are, Amanda. We all are.

She’s got your number, Old Amanda! Now shout, Get off my lawn!

They say age is just a number. A number of aches, a number of pains, and a number of heartaches. Lil Amanda will learn soon enough.

If it makes you feel any better, you’re younger than me!

Technically, younger Amanda is ‘old’ Amanda and older Amanda is ‘new’ Amanda.. but that’s none of my business ;)) (Frog drinking tea?)

I used to be at an age where most people alive were older than I was. These days, most people alive are younger than I am.

I’m getting to the age when everyone older than I is “elderly” and everyone younger sewing machine umbrella birthday. :)