Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 14, 2023

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    assrdood  over 1 year ago

    I’m having difficulty visualizing this…….

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    Macushlalondra  over 1 year ago

    I used to fold my arms under mine.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Once we ladies hit a certain size (DD and up), sports bras can’t do anything save be decorative. No, we won’t use duct tape. OW. Back when I could run, I’d have to do it with an arm across my chest to prevent two black eyes. Try that when running to a code blue.

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    This kind of reminds me of the scene in American Grafitti, where Curt (Richard Dreyfuss) is holding his hand over his shirt pocket as he runs, so his pens wouldn’t fly out of his pocket protector. That was a very realistic detail, and one us guys were all familiar with in the ’60’s.

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    Sounds as if there’s a need for upper body “Jane straps.” In pairs, of course.

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    CorkLock  over 1 year ago

    Fat old boozer running for another bottle?

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    dflak  over 1 year ago

    There was a time when I was a lot more buff than I am now and had pectoral muscles that were substantial. The issue was when I ran and my T-shirt got sweaty, they would chafe.

    I was relating this issue to the staff of my wife’s business (three women). The office manager who had daughters who were 11 and 13 at the time, suggested that I wear a training bra and told me she knew where I could get one.

    I responded, no need, I’ll just raid the top drawer of my wife’s dresser.

    And then the fight was on!

    Fortunately, my wife has a good sense of humor, I got away with a punch in my arm.

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Do your boobs hang low

    do they wobble to and fro

    can you tie ’em in a knot

    can you tie ’em in a bow

    can you throw ’em over your shoulder

    like a continental soldier

    Do your boobs hang low?

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member over 1 year ago

    What’s the difference between a young girl and an old girl ? The young girl is a 44D and the old girl is a 44 long.

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    Holden Awn  over 1 year ago

    She got tired of having to leave the path for a Head Injury Assessment. (Rugby acronym used = HIA).

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    I’ve had to do it, even when I’m wearing a bra! Big boobs tend to bounce, and they HURT!!

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I sometimes have to sort of push my upper arms tight against my sides with my lower arms parallel to the ground, and tighten up all chest muscles to avoid black eyes. It works pretty well and looks better than what Aunty does.

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    Have you tried cargo straps?

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    MarshaOstroff  over 1 year ago

    Now that all the men here have enjoyed making fun of older women’s boobs, I have a question: what would be the aging male equivalent to Aunty’s dilemma?

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    Nobody_Important  over 1 year ago

    She lost me at the running part.

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    cactusbob333  over 1 year ago

    She probably has to hold them up or she would trip on them.

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    asrialfeeple  over 1 year ago

    Happy Mother’s Day!!

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    DebUSNRet  over 1 year ago

    Get a good bra!

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