Once we ladies hit a certain size (DD and up), sports bras can’t do anything save be decorative. No, we won’t use duct tape. OW. Back when I could run, I’d have to do it with an arm across my chest to prevent two black eyes. Try that when running to a code blue.
This kind of reminds me of the scene in American Grafitti, where Curt (Richard Dreyfuss) is holding his hand over his shirt pocket as he runs, so his pens wouldn’t fly out of his pocket protector. That was a very realistic detail, and one us guys were all familiar with in the ’60’s.
There was a time when I was a lot more buff than I am now and had pectoral muscles that were substantial. The issue was when I ran and my T-shirt got sweaty, they would chafe.
I was relating this issue to the staff of my wife’s business (three women). The office manager who had daughters who were 11 and 13 at the time, suggested that I wear a training bra and told me she knew where I could get one.
I responded, no need, I’ll just raid the top drawer of my wife’s dresser.
And then the fight was on!
Fortunately, my wife has a good sense of humor, I got away with a punch in my arm.
I sometimes have to sort of push my upper arms tight against my sides with my lower arms parallel to the ground, and tighten up all chest muscles to avoid black eyes. It works pretty well and looks better than what Aunty does.
Now that all the men here have enjoyed making fun of older women’s boobs, I have a question: what would be the aging male equivalent to Aunty’s dilemma?
assrdood over 1 year ago
I’m having difficulty visualizing this…….
Macushlalondra over 1 year ago
I used to fold my arms under mine.
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 1 year ago
Once we ladies hit a certain size (DD and up), sports bras can’t do anything save be decorative. No, we won’t use duct tape. OW. Back when I could run, I’d have to do it with an arm across my chest to prevent two black eyes. Try that when running to a code blue.
blunebottle over 1 year ago
This kind of reminds me of the scene in American Grafitti, where Curt (Richard Dreyfuss) is holding his hand over his shirt pocket as he runs, so his pens wouldn’t fly out of his pocket protector. That was a very realistic detail, and one us guys were all familiar with in the ’60’s.
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
Sounds as if there’s a need for upper body “Jane straps.” In pairs, of course.
CorkLock over 1 year ago
Fat old boozer running for another bottle?
dflak over 1 year ago
There was a time when I was a lot more buff than I am now and had pectoral muscles that were substantial. The issue was when I ran and my T-shirt got sweaty, they would chafe.
I was relating this issue to the staff of my wife’s business (three women). The office manager who had daughters who were 11 and 13 at the time, suggested that I wear a training bra and told me she knew where I could get one.
I responded, no need, I’ll just raid the top drawer of my wife’s dresser.
And then the fight was on!
Fortunately, my wife has a good sense of humor, I got away with a punch in my arm.
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Do your boobs hang low
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie ’em in a knot
can you tie ’em in a bow
can you throw ’em over your shoulder
like a continental soldier
Do your boobs hang low?
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member over 1 year ago
What’s the difference between a young girl and an old girl ? The young girl is a 44D and the old girl is a 44 long.
Holden Awn over 1 year ago
She got tired of having to leave the path for a Head Injury Assessment. (Rugby acronym used = HIA).
ladykat over 1 year ago
I’ve had to do it, even when I’m wearing a bra! Big boobs tend to bounce, and they HURT!!
Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago
I sometimes have to sort of push my upper arms tight against my sides with my lower arms parallel to the ground, and tighten up all chest muscles to avoid black eyes. It works pretty well and looks better than what Aunty does.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
Have you tried cargo straps?
MarshaOstroff over 1 year ago
Now that all the men here have enjoyed making fun of older women’s boobs, I have a question: what would be the aging male equivalent to Aunty’s dilemma?
Nobody_Important over 1 year ago
She lost me at the running part.
cactusbob333 over 1 year ago
She probably has to hold them up or she would trip on them.
asrialfeeple over 1 year ago
Happy Mother’s Day!!
DebUSNRet over 1 year ago
Get a good bra!