Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 22, 2023

Hey old lady – people are animals – 8 people (animals) also went aboard.

He did bring his family on board. Are you making a commentary about Noah’s kin? ;-)

Noah got impatient. If he had kept his shirt on, he wouldn’t have left himself open to mockery.

I did always wonder how he managed to feed ’em all, though.

Which animal were you paired with Aunty?

Got that right Aunty

So where did Aunty come from off the ark?

I’ve always known why Noah preferred animals to people. I still can’t figure out why he brought mosquitoes and flies, though. They’re a #%@$$! nuisance!

The more one gets to know you, one tends to agree.

Where is she going with red paint, a paintbrush, and a plaid box on a trolly, while babbling about Noah’s ark?

Oh, no. He brought family , which can be much worse than “people”.

I always thought Noah did that because God told him to, after He related His plan to Noah to murder 99.9% of the human race.

Well, to be fair, he couldn’t keep the In Laws from sneaking aboard.