Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 25, 2023

Gotta watch them hangovers.

Then wine to shut down.

Sounds like a plan!

So, no coffee, no nagging and bi*ching??? I’ll buy that for a dollar!

I used to need a cup of Earl Grey to get going. Now, I can’t have caffeine. The guys, OTOH, need to get blood in their caffeine stream.

I picture in my mind millions of people like Aunty, every morning being filled with coffee like bottles on an automated bottling line — filled, cleaned, labeled, and packaged — fit to go out into the world.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ekPrFT5nPvg

Make mine an IV.

Just the thing to get you full o’ beans, Aunty!

Pretty much me in the morning. Sometimes it is if every cell in my body screams to life with the first swallow of coffee.

Coffee! That’s what I forgot to make for myself this morning!

Several years ago, I found out that I could no longer drink coffee, but I also found out that it wasn’t the caffeine that was turning my gut into a block of concrete. Later, I also found out (I was doing a lot of finding out ☺) that one half of a 200mg Caffeine Tablet every morning pretty much eliminated any Sinus Headaches for the whole day, which I had been plagued with since I stopped drinking coffee.

Makes one wonder, with what come out of Aunty’s mouth, would that be considered a coffee enema?

We’d rather you didn’t get started.

I could probably get through my day without my thermos of iced coffee, but why would I want to?