Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 13, 2023

Water water everywhere but HIC…

Practice. It takes lots amd lots of practice.

How can you drink all day if you don´t start in the morning?

Oh, I’m pretty sure you know how, Aunty.

I think box wine would fit the bill.

I don’t see a glass in her hand, so I guess she is.

Out of all the varieties of wine, Aunty likely prefers the rosé, and that might be why her hair appears reddish-pink.

Jokes about alcoholism are not amusing. They are sad. Alcohol is poison.

Travel mug full of wine – check.

Some of the wine you buy comes in tankers and is bottled here. Now if that’s not an incentive to become a pirate, I don’t know what is.

Aunty, if you drank as casually as you dressed, there wouldn’t be any alcohol left for anyone else.

Which explains why you look as bad as you look.

Oh, but it surely can be done. Trust me.

Take it easy, Aunty!

Can’t drink straight from the box of wine though.

She buys the best. Boone’s Farm.

You’re more of a casualty.

oh, I don’tknow. I think they are intoxicating.