Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 03, 2023

I doubt it – had it for years and I’m still gaining.

That does work for me.

Does getting more gray hair burn calories?

Due to big banks’ pranks, angst is the thanks we get.

It does, but not nearly enough.

Anxiety and booze are married.

If only, Aunty.

The booze your drinking has triple the calories compared to the calories your anxiety is burning.

If it were, Aunty, then you’d be fitting into a size 6 dress.

I found anxiety and depression to be an effective weight loss program. Really sucks, but effective.

Sure don’t look like it.

Anxiety slows metabolism. It can also increase appetite or decrease it.

If Aunty has stress, it’s because she is a carrier.