Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for May 03, 2023

give him one scotch, one bourbon, and one beer(sorry George).

Looks like this is not the bartender’s first rodeo.

“Ohh, I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one rye, and bring me a cyder, I’ll give that a try…”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcA5JIx7hk

Got to ask. What ales you?

Pick one. It won’t matter after the first drink because your taste bud will all be asleep.

He’s certainly not a fussy drinker….his cup runneth over…..

Get the seedless Rye – or it might flare up your diverticulitis

The whiskey ain’t working anymore.

where does he get the money

Some decisions.

In his later years: Bing would drink a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a lager drink, a cider drink (and get knocked down but get up again.)