Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 28, 2023

Especially since we don’t have payphones anymore

They were a bit more modern than the rest of the castles. I understand why he would want to protect such advanced technology.

Send the mobile infantry.

Surround the Royal Transponders!!!!

Today’s “Pearls Before Swine” also features a cell tower. Coincidence?

The cell tower is the one with the dungeon.

Text me when Your done.

What he had there was failure to communicate.

You’re supposed to camouflage it as a tree!

The invaders must be Luddites.

Let them have it, it’s only 4G.

Rook takes king

Aaaaackk!

Is that where all the batteries are stored??

Sigh…

The King’s not about to give up his nightly sexting.

He’s not going to get good reception.

Priorities Man, priorities……

Or I’ll put you in the tower cells…

To be fair, cutting the lines of communication is very important when besieging something

We’ve got a lucrative lease deal with that!