Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 12, 2023

alas it’s a fiction unfortunately (…. or … is it??? o_O)

That would be pretty cool. The exploding bats thing, I mean.

THE right idea!!

You’d have to be a bit batty to do that last one.

I have recently watched two old Dracula movies on TV – Scars of Dracula and Billy the Kid Versus Dracula. Scars of Dracula starred Christopher Lee in his fourth appearance as Dracula. His main opponent in that movie was played by Dennis Waterman. Billy the Kid Versus Dracula starred John Carradine in the third of four appearances as Dracula. He had previously played Dracula in House of Frankenstein and House of Dracula and would make his final appearance in the role in Nocturna.

In any social interaction, I always think, ‘What would Dracula Do?’

I am sure he didn’t “explode” into bats.

He could treat his staff a little better.

Then maybe Louisville Slugger or Adirondack will want to hire big D to do promotional spots!

Old bat – spot on.

Well you are a ding bat so that is a start, we are sure that you have sucked the life out of every relationship you have ever been in and you already sleep all day so you pretty much have it covered now.

If only I could!

I like it..

The downside of that is Dracula wasn’t fond of stake.

dracula really knew how to take a bite out of life…

I wanna be a BAT!!!!! Can I Aunty, can I PLUUUUUEEEEESSSSEEEE?