Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 04, 2023

this is not something you learn – it happens by a miracle

Have another little drink. An eye opener sweetie.

She said a naughty word! I’m telling my mom!

These days it’s roll out onto all fours.

I may be a H o m o Sapien but it takes a couple of hours after getting out of bed before I’m an H o m o Erectus. (darn banned list)

I think we are all safe.

I’m not worried.

I don’t roll out of bed, just press a button to make the recliner dump me on my feet. It was crucial when I broke my knee.

I’ll relax. Even when aunty final emerges from her den. Until she’s fueled with coffee and later fuled with wine, She’s only a threat to herself.

The toughest part of my exercise program is swinging my feet over the side of the bed and standing up.

The translation from Aunty speak to English, what Aunty just said was, “you B*thches are safe.”

Attitude Adjustment song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFhubbRugak

I can sympathize, Aunty. My bedsheets are incredibly heavy in the mornings. It’s all I can do to push them off.

Stay in bed, Aunty. It’s Sunday, give us the day off.

Good one, Aunty!

I have special motivation to get out of bed in the morning, well eventually anyway. It’s called a bladder.

My dog is a b*tch, and her mother was a b*tch, but if I call her that, she is insulted.