The Norm Classics by Michael Jantze for May 10, 2023

Maybe Reine will let you practice on her.

And what’s wrong with Sammy Davis Jr??

Don’t need any magazines nowadays, as we have Influencers to tell us what we are missing and what we should do and buy.

I know of no object in the universe more useless than the necktie. That someone would pay $300 for one simply defies comprehension.

If your top button pops off, it’s good for holding the top of your shirt closed.

You could have found a much worse example than Sammy Davis, Jr., who was, in most ways, a pretty good guy. (In Britain, they call these publications “lad magazines.”)

There’s always plenty of good advice around on what to do with a spare $10,000. Because that’s a problem so many people have.