Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 02, 2023

At least it sounds like he has quite a few.

I don’t think he has many thoughts. It just takes him some time to pull them together.

Well, isn’t she a peach.

Hey! I resemble that remark!

And here I ‘thought’ I was the only one!

My thoughts do that too, sometimes.

Yes, yes, I can see why you invited comment. I gives you an opportunity to hone your tongue.

But doesn’t it need a rest instead?

I believe 1960s psychology would label her a “castr@ting bi*ch.”

One of the best ways to keep a secret is to compress it and file it in a database with no keywords.

I love you too…..