Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 04, 2023

Is he flashing her or just wearing shorts?

I think she’s off by a few years.

You didn’t see her over there earlier with the tape measure, did you? She was crawling around on the floor, trying to make it look as if she was giving the old guy a “hot foot” that failed to ignite.

Unless she dav confirm that I wouldn’t believe her.

I had really hairy legs till I started playing hockey. Then the shinguards rubbed the hair off. My wife said she was jealous of my smooth shins until I suggested she play too. Turns out she wasn’t THAT jealous.

The older I get, the less hair I have. I don’t have to shave my legs at all anymore. I still have plenty on my head, though.

I have a system for telling how old a woman is by how thick the hair on her legs. The longer it would take Sasquatch to get through that forest running up her legs, the older she is.

What does she do? Ask men to pull their pants down???

It’s true I used to have pretty hairy legs, and now at age 76 there’s very little hair there.