Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for April 29, 2023

No, not that

Don’t do it! Be like AK Verma, from India. They didn’t fire him until after 24 years of not showing up to work. Still got paid though.

Showing up for… Have you considered therapy?

Sounds like a US government worker.

That might’ve help…unless of course your boss wasn’t showing up either

Let’s not get carried away!

“I mean it was a nice brokerage firm, but not that nice.”

federal employee

Remote worker being ordered back into the office?

Don’t set that precedent. That’s how they get ya. :)

I retired thinking I’d have a quiet neighborhood and few crowds at businesses during the day. Now the crowds are all day, every day; half the drivers on the road are incompetent; and my neighbors (and their noise and whatnot) are home all day like it used to be only on weekends. The children don’t even go to school every day.

He has attendance-y to avoid going to work.