9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for April 26, 2023

Yep you’re turning into a cat.

Cat Scratch Fever, I’ve heard of it. Now I’ve seen it

So how are you feline this morning?

So it was a purrfect scan.

So he’s catatonic? (Well, someone had to say it…besides Steve Martin.)

Yep, you’re a cat, Sims.

I think these jokes are why most places now call it “CT”.

Then I’d better schedule a PET scan.

I’m guessing that is good news in this case?