Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 09, 2023

But he will survive.

In other words… Stayin’ Alive, Stayin’ Alive, ah, ah, ah, ah, Stayin’ Aliiiiiiive!!!!!

Well, you can tell by the way I use my wok, I’m a Chinese cook.

I’d think he wood have known.

He thought he could never live without her by his side.

Whoa! Dave brought back Disco with that reference, and then everyone decided to hit the dance floor!

Where’s the Buttnocchio jokes!?

Another earworm courtesy of GoComics.com.

I don’t like horror movies.

You wood think by now he wood Kno-tt better

It’s obvious they are BOTH liars.

One of those songs i enjoyed at the time but never learned all the lyrics.

Stop by later, ring my bell.

I will survive!

No matter how hard he tried, his body just wooden move.

It’s all about the angle of the dang dangle …!

He wouldn’t need to be afraid if he was petrified

Awww, great Jiminy Crickets…!

Well, how many chainsaw blade replacements did it take?

This one seems to have rendered Ralph speechless.

This might be who Pinocchio saw. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W6_srHig2A

Not only did I get the referenve, now I can’t get rid of it.