Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 16, 2023

This is just a side issue.

“Oh really … I dare you to come over here and say that!”

we need to completely rewrite all the chicken jokes . this one is awesome !

“…I am?? Then which one is the right side and which one is the left side?”

They’ve gone clucking mad, I tell you, MAD!

" … To get to the other joke."

The chicken on the right seems a bit cross.

I’m not, you are!

Not just chickens.

Crossed them up. :)

And a bunch of people who think they have wings and halos and learned the bright light is the center of the sun.

No comment.

Balking at flocking … bawk, bawk, baGAWK …!

GREENER!!

Years ago, Mom and a backyard neighbor had a similar running dialog, about who lived behind who. The neighbor argued that since his house was closer to the main street that went downtown, we lived “behind” him, and not vice versa.

All a matter of perspective!