Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 18, 2023

As opposed to a knotty pine stand?

Knot tonight. Wood you believe I have a headache?

Jokes about wooden furniture are just… oaky.

Sorry… I meant “okay”…

If knot … what do you pine for?

This goes against the grain.

Love it. Two woody puns leaf me laughing.

Not that kind.

It’s the cheap stain that keeps you in the basement. Being a Junior High School wood working project wasn’t a great start either.

The drawers always stick…and after a while, it tends to get bent!

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How about a casual encounter with an “occasional” table?

Let’s just go for coffee table. :)

I hope it wore protectant in case it had to finish.

I wood shop around some more …!

( saw that coming, eh? )

Already has his knob outside his drawer(s).

I remember one of “The Family Circus”kids using that pun, re: new paneling. I thought it was cute then.

And wake up with Morning Wood…

It came already finished, and not all are IKEA?

Very Clever, funny too…

OOH! A double Dad joke! Well done.

Knaughty pine