Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 03, 2023

It seldom is Honey. It seldom is.

Is it me or is RJ getting larger?

Y’know chief, you might want to take a nicer tone with Tank. There’s really not much you can do to him except tick him off.

I solved…? How about WE solved?

Send in the Ka-Tank!!!

Paperwork and common sense? Since when do those words go together?

ka-illogical

KA-REPORT!

Never let common sense get in the way of a good story.

“We can put together a report later over pancakes. . .”

So her name is actually “Honey”, so anyone speaking to her sounds like they’re being overly familiar or affectionate. Some consider that harassment, but I was personally thrilled when a diner waitress called me “Honey” once.