Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 21, 2023

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    Ida No  over 1 year ago

    Don’t ask to be slain. Just cut the knight’s brake cables and collect the gold from his crowns.

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    SiteeSatee Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The dragon’s right. If that pile’s 3 cubic meters or 100 cubic feet, it’s worth about $3 billion USD, more or less. You’ll need to keep the dragon alive to help you haul your new 150,000 pounds of gold home. Fun fact: The total amount of gold ever mined would fit in 60 tractor trailers.

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    More practical dragons gathered gold in jewelry and tableware, that enhanced their value beyond mere mineral content. This dragon must have a Liberal Arts degree. (—

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    Rauderi  over 1 year ago

    I should like to offer the dragon a way to greatly increase the value of his hoard.

    First, smelt the gold into coins. Second, gnaw on the coins. Instant wealth from bit coins!

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    prrdh  over 1 year ago

    “Maybe I can find a dragon guarding a hoard of bitcoin.”

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    Buoy  over 1 year ago

    He’s dragon his a$$ outta there.

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