Deep Dark Fears by Fran Krause for June 26, 2023

In reality, his name was Knartfocker, of the Pennsylvania Knartfockers.

I’ll have one small black coffee with no sugar, please. And no more questions. (Why the devil do they think 32oz is SMALL?)

I suspect that they may work out that “Fartknocker” isn’t the real name.

Bring back Dilbert.