FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 28, 2023

Mer or less.

give em gummy worms and tell em to go away

Lot of cosplayers at this theater. I still remember the Phantom Menace arc.

Today’s classic FoxTrot Sunday strip:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2002/05/26

What? No Super Mario Bros. Movie strip?

Could someone please explain? I haven’t a clue.

Body language?

Try waving the Swedish fish under their noses.

We need a ballad of song birds and snakes strip

“I guess we’ll have to have somebody kiss you in order to get you to talk…where’s Morton?” That should get them to speak up

Speak up or point, girls, just don’t sit there and smile.

They’re wearing Mer Duds, maybe they want “Milk Duds”… ☺

Maybe the girls could – I dunno – write down what they want and show him the note?

(Because why stand in line at the snack counter if they don’t want snacks?)

They could point to what they want, but that woukd be too easy.

those girls so are part of this world, aren’t they?

Give them the ‘No Shoes, No Shirts, No Service’ line.

There is no way people are actually cosplaying for a Disney live action remake.

If she has no voice, she can’t sing and lure sailors to their deaths

I don’t mind the revised interest in The Little Mermaid. Don’t care to see the live action movie though. It’s fine if anyone else wants to see it but I prefer the animated original.

Help, beautifully done artwork, but I haven’t the foggiest what it means…

I don’t know why we need woke live-action remakes of all of Disney’s animated classics. I mean, a few here and there is okay, I guess; I liked the 1997 remake of “101 Dalmatians”… but, come on! What was wrong with the originals?

I haven’t even seen The Little Mermaid (both movies), but this comic is still funny. Rating: 6.5/10, needs a bit of context to understand in the first place.

I myself hate all the live action remakes, what’s the point of these films? There like fan fiction parodies, you know what’s going to happen! Also I think Jason avoids these films, cause he likes original movies, I could see him in line for Ruby Gilman: Teenage Kraken. Being original is what makes people different in their own ways. If EVERYONE wrote the same thing 50 times everyone would be a mindless gray blob with no personality.

Just serve them water, if they can’t speak, they can’t complain either.

Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat

I’m soooo glad I never had to go through this, while growing up….

What does this mean? that Ariel Mermaid is mute? or becomes mute if she sprouts legs??

Just ignore them. Hopefully they’ll go away