F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 06, 2023

Maybe it’s the flux capacitor?

like my emotional status, for example.

Dilithium crystal shortage, eh, Scotty?

Some things are rocket science and some things really are brain surgery.

It gets much simpler when you no longer have to rely on reactive force to apply inertia.

The energy required to shift through interdimensional space leaves the solar system a cold dead husk for when he comes back.

Could be worse. Could have worked just long enough to get off the ground.

Come on, it’s only rocket science, it’s not like it’s music theory!

As a friend of mine says, “This ain’t rocket surgery!”

“Very funny, Tim. Now help me get this thing back into Mrs Brown’s garage before Detective Brennan gets here.”

Take that Elon!