Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for May 04, 2023

Just do like NASCAR drivers and have their uniforms loaded with sponsors!

“This is Joe Davis along with John Moschitta, Jr. bringing you Major League Baseball…”

Vin Scully could do it. Red Barber could do it. Bob Prince could do it. LEARN.

Now I won’t know who sponsored that foul tip in the 3rd inning.

Yeah, c’mon honor the sanitation workers for crying out loud.

Janitors deserve some respect, too.

It drives me nuts watching football, when the blob (the gaggle of talking heads at the sports desk) all have to get a word in, to the point that the camera misses the beginning of the next play.

Skip the verbal promotions.Just buy an outfield billboard.

That was the tenth out of the game,sponsored by….Oh,shoot me now.

If you had a baby ,would YOU name it “Van Lingle Mungo”?

Sorry…not sorry.

Sometimes it takes longer to call the adverts than it does to call the game.

Royals game last night 1 hour 59 minutes.

Less promos & ads = OK by me!