Animal Crackers by Mike Osbun for May 28, 2023

Good help is hard to find……………

their agents can’t run a google account

If your call is REALLY so important to them, shouldn’t they have someone there to answer it promptly?

Annoying! Especially when they say English or Spanish, press this, press that, and talking to a robot is frustrating….

“If you are a lion, press 1 for the mane menu.”

It frequently feels that way.

First, why not try Directory Assistance.

Second, notify their C.E.O. they should forecast servers using traffic data with the Erlang – B probability formula.

It’s a test to see how badly you want the information.