Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 09, 2023

don’t bee ridiculous!

Poor bee!!

To bee or not to bee that is the question.

He’s been pollen some tough shifts at work.

It’s kind of the family business.

The Queen expects us all to do pretty much the same thing.

oh bee real

A bee which is allergic to pollen – that’s funny!

My job is to buzz around town ….I hit all the pistils and stamens en route.

He gets hives.

Honeycomb’s big – yeah, yeah, yeah…

it’s not small – no, no, no…

https://youtu.be/9JbVAHKv298

“Are there any allergens in your home?”

“That’s none of your beeswax!!”

❝ you’ll be my soft and sweet

I’ll be your strong and steady

you’ll be my glass of wine

I’ll be your shot of whiskey

you’ll be my sunny day

I’ll be your shade tree

you’ll be my honeysuckle

I’ll be your honeybee ❞

https://youtu.be/xZjosn2u1gA

Maybe he should look into carpentry.

Mind your own beeswax, Doc.

This is the worst since the Far Side duck who was allergic to down.