Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 02, 2023

Boo.

aye-yi-yi!

All “aye” and no “nae”.

“What d’ye see, lad?”

“Eyes”

“Aye, eyes.”

“Aye, I see eyes.”

Ai yi yi

And you see eye to eye???

Tee hee.

Aye! Just don’t play the pipes….oh Danny boy!

“It’s good to see ya, Hoot Mon!”

“I thought this was an Eye Appointment.”

“Aye, it is.”

“Then why do you want me to sound like an owl?”

( ͡   ͚ ͚ʖ ͡  )

Scottish sheep farmer’s favorite song lyric:

“Hey McCloud get off of my ewe …!”

( cOfAiDh! )

Aye!