Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 10, 2023

She stuck it to him.

Why less men are getting married every year

Just feckless.

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

I’ve never seen it spelled with an ‘st’ before.

Marriage can be a sticky situation.

If he was, she’d be getting the short end of it.

Just don’t kick him in the stick. That hurts more than you know.

Happy wife, happy life, but only for the happy wife.

Can’t they just share (the stick)?

I drive a stick.

And size doesn’t matter to a wife, either. They just ignore it after a while any way.

Let’s just keep driving until we get to Reno.

That’ll teach him to speak up.

If you think you are getting the short end of the stick now, just try divorcing her and you will find out how really short that stick is.

A small stick indeed…..

Short stick? Oh, so you’re driving a “three in the tree” now?