Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 13, 2023

You have a naughty mind Ralph.

Your nuts Ralph!

Sorry!

You’re nuts, Ralph!

(Stoopid Autocorrect!)

Don’t do it, lady!

She has flexible benefits, too: She can do the splits and put her feet behind her head.

When your “friends” work for their benefits.

Crap! Ralph stole my line. Now, I have nothing to say!

She’ll find out the hard way

She was looking for a flexible position

Must be a third world sh!t hole country without national health or single payer.

I wondered what that phrase meant.

I had a FWB pay for some of my dental work once…because my mouth was his vacation spot. Ba dum tsss…but also a true story.

And you have full access to the fitness center…the bed.

Demonstrate your assets, and he’ll up the offer. For example, a modesty panel for your desk.

Whatever line works for ya … sure beats “OH NO! Look what I just stepped in” …❗️

Sounds like a marriage proposal…