Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 21, 2023

Proof that you’ll never have a life again

It’s your neighbor’s package.

Is he using a Polaroid camera?

If you’re gonna photo-bomb, Ralph, at least smile!

… not to worry, you’ll get the “your package has been delivered” text message from Amazon, too.

At the new Amazon hospital. This is why I don’t see storks anymore.

Handed to customer.

It’s mostly for insurance – so she gets covered and he gets paid.

Our delivery service sent us a proof of delivery photo of our package on someone else’s porch. Thanks for NOTHING1

Oy! Amazons playbook….LOL

She’ll soon get an email with the photo stating that “Your package was left near the front door or porch”.

Used to be an amazon prime delivery guy…

Clever

Amazon is taking over everything.

I bet these delivery drones are shaped like storks.

Photo op-stetrician.

My stepson was anxious for a package delivery that, though meant for him, was addressed to our house under a different surname and he was not living with us. He intercepted the driver on the street behind and, without ID, asked if the driver had a package for our address … and the driver gave it to him! Alexa told us we had a delivery … Amazon indicated that it was given to the occupant … but I was the only one home that day! Searched all around the front porch & couldn’t find it. Almost notified Amazon of non delivery, but waited until that evening & found out what happened. KIDS … ya can’t get rid of ‘em and you can’t shoot ‘em …! lol

I assure you, she is well aware that delivery occurred.

The next time you see it will be as a $175 line item on your bill.

Funny. Let’s hope they don’t use image editor to get their way.

Is that Ziggy?