Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 24, 2023

Handout we had in English class: List of instructions, read before proceeding:

1. Print your name at the top of the page

2. Write your favourite colour__________________

3. Write your place of birth_____________________

4. Turn the page over and write the most irritating nick-name people call you.

5. Sneak a peek at the person closest to you to see what they wrote.

6. Stand up and say: “I am an idiot.”

7. Take this paper up to the teacher and hand it in.

8. Final instruction: ignore all of the above except #1 and wait for everyone else to finish.

You’d be amazed how many got all the way to #7.

LOL!

Always has to get the extra word in so they think he’s aggressive.

1. Quit reading comics!

Sometimes, three words just aren’t enough.

How about “Kiss my donkey” …?

( dam the censor )

Thanks, Mr. Bupkin, we will call you.

Is dat de squirrel’s tail…

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