Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 29, 2023

Dang it! Even the therapy dog gets the question wrong!

He doesn’t get it. Sometimes the ball is invisible!

Guilty, but he can’t help himself. He’ll keep doing it because it makes him feel superior. Heaven knows his ego needs it.

Excellent, Dave!

About the same as when he throws a snowball into a snow bank.

Sometimes it’s important for someone to see and understand how their actions have affected others and to feel some guilt for a while.

Good dog. Bad man.

Guilty. It makes him feel guilty.

The dogs that own my wife and me are too smart to fall for the fake throw.

I never could see the attraction of owning a dog. I just can’t get why people feel the need to subjugate an animal just to have something to feel superior to.

Smarter than he dog?

Be the ball, Fido!

When I read stuff like this, I just can’t help but think about my therapy pig…

… he was delicious.

Well,I’m just playing with him so he becomes alert and it’s cute he chases after nothing….he likes it when we play outdoors! He gets in his daily excercise and so do I!

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

You can’t fake out our Boston Terrier; many have tried.

Who here hasn’t gaslit their dog at some point or another?

It’s payback for him chewing my slippers. :)

I think it’s time to Fido ’nother therapist.

I feel hollow, empty, as if I did something really wrong, can you help me Dr….

Need a chance to de-slime the ball, Doc.

’Went out with my dogs at bedtime. While they chased rabbits, I learned all the constellations.

“Fetching nothing can be fun …!”

—SICem Freud

Like a cat chasing a laser dot without the satisfaction of capture.

Subjugate? Clearly you have never owned a dog or rather had a dog as your best friend! Which friend do you have that you would go around picking up their do-do? Dog owners do it all the time and definitely don’t hold it against their friends. Remember, every time you pet a dog you will live one day longer!

Superior.